Some funny quotes

Just relax and enjoy :)

1. A FuNnY GuY CaN MaKe U LaUgH, A SwEeT GuY CaN OpEn Ur He@rT, BuT OnLy @ HoT GuY CaN OpEn Ur LeG$

2. If Ya SwEeT U CaN CaLl me HoNeY If Ya CuTe U CaN CaLl Me BaBy But If Ya hOt U cAn CaLl Me 2NiGhT!!

3. A PrEt+Y GiRl CaN KiSs A gUy, A BiRd CaN KiSs A But+ErfLy ThE RiSiNg SuN CaN KiSs Da GrAsS And U mY FrIeNd CaN KiSs My AsS

4. CaN H@vE Ur PhOtO So I CaN ShOw SaNtA WhAt I wAnT 4 XmAs??

5. U C@n F@lL FrOm Da SkY Or F@lL FrOm a TrEe BuT ThE BeSt WaY To FaLl Is iN (l) WiTh Me!!

6. iM A MaThS TeAcHeR, So LeTs PlUs ThE BeD, MiNuS ThE ClOtHeS, DiVidE ThE LeGs, AnD MuLtIpLy


7. I lost my phone numbers, can i have urs?

8. God made the wind blow, God made the wind shine, But how the hell did he make u so **** fine

9. Noboby's perfect there4 i must b Nobody

10. Roses are red, Violets are funky, Im thinking of you while spanking my monkey

11. dont hate be because im beautiful, hate me because ur boyfriend thinks i am

12. Roses are red, violets are black, go to hell and never come back

13. Why do people report power outages on TV?

14. A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches... Are you still a man?

15. this is this cat
this was is cat
this is how cat
this was to cat
this is keep cat
this was a cat
this is idiot cat
this was busy cat
Ok? Now read the 3rd word in every line


For love and friendship

1. The spaces between our fingers were made so another persons fingers could fill them

2. If i had to chose 2 love u or to breathe i would choose to take my last breath to say i love you

3. To LOVE is one thing, to be loved is another, but to be loved by the one you love, is everything.

4. When I saw you I was afraid to meet you , When I met you I was afraid to kiss you, When I kissed you I was afraid to love you, Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

5. Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

6. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

7. A friend is someone who, knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

8. "We started our group....Our circle of friends....And like that
circle....There is no beginning or end...."



For a better life

1. What lies before us, and what lies behind us are tiny matter compared to what lies within us.

2. We make a living out of the things we get, but we make a life out of what we give.

3. Good things come to those who wait. (Correct ! in Counter-Strike, who camping and waiting can kill too many people )

4. Enjoy the little things, for one day you will look back on your life and realize they were the big things.

5. There's a little bit of bad in the best of us, and a little bit of good in the worst of us. So none of us, bad or good, have any right to say anything about any of us.

6. People usually ignore the things you say, but when you show them what you mean, everything changes.

7. Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.

8. A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other--maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, maybe forever...but it will happen.

9. You never stop loving someone you truly loved, you just learn how to live without them.

10. Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules; then you must forget the rules and play by heart.

11. To find out things we ask, to share we help

12. You never know what you have until it is gone.

13. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.